Posted by
Crescen7(Regis Matejcik) on Thursday, September 06, 2007 8:09:29 AM
Ok, I admit I got this idea from Limbaugh and his little parody about Obama - the Magic Negro. I just couldn't help it. Anyone who is so inclined is welcome to modify, improve, or otherwise edit "The Magic Redneck". It would be a riot to see a U-Tube Version (sorry my singing isn't up to it!)
Fred the Magic Redneck
Fred the magic redneck, comes from Tenessee
He wants to be the President cause he looks great on TV
Talk radio and bloggers, are sure he is the one
He leads the polls on all their shows before he's even run
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Oh Fred, the magic redneck comes from Tennessee
A southern drawl to charm y'all and an actor from TV
Fred the magic redneck wants the Presidency
He figures that Republicans will make him their Nominee
Around the land he travels, talk shows and radio
Softball questions, and red pickup trucks, man just watch him go!
Impeachment, or McFeingold, were never asked of Fred
The Magic Redneck now makes everyone else look dead
(chorus)
An actor gets media passes, but not a candidate
If the Magic Redneck runs, what will be his fate?
One gray night it happened, the Redneck did anounce
Within a single news cycle the media did pounce!
(chorus)
His balding head then lowered, his voice grew ever faint
A staunch conservative this Thompson guy just aint
Without scripted lines and writers Fred was not the same
Within two weeks of running, they all forgot his name!
(chorus)